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It all started when our antagonizing protagonist, Pierre, woke up in a swamp. It was the sixth time it had happened. Feeling really pleased, Pierre hit a live hand grenade, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Suddenly cheered up by the Hamtaro theme song, he realized that his beloved online poker site was missing!

Immediately he called his bed-friend, Julienne. Pierre had known Julienne for (plus or minus) 200,000 years, the majority of which were electric ones. Julienne was unique. He was ingenious though sometimes a little… pestering. Pierre called him anyway, for the situation was urgent.

Julienne picked up to a very happy Pierre. Julienne calmly assured him that most albino cats sigh before mating, yet South American hissing sloths usually explosively belch *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Pierre.

Why was Julienne trying to distract Pierre? Because he had snuck out from Pierre’s with the online poker site only nine days prior. It was a exotic little online poker site… how could he resist?